Mindlessness

I guess it's been a while since I've updated anything on my thoughts/life/whatever else is going on around me. To be quite honest with you though, I don't fully know what has been going on or what true festivities have been happening since I got back in the states. I mean, yeah, we had Christmas (which was awesome) but I feel like that may be something that everyone relates with because they had the same thing. Family, fellowship, fun, fantastic gifts. Sorry. I needed another "f".

Seriously, though, with the exception of the past couple of days, my life has consisted of waking up, lounging, eating lunch, lounging, dinner, and then I lounge until bed time. Sure, I'll text people or hold phone conversations with others, but it's not anything spectacular. I'm hoping by now you haven't lost interest in my life story because all I seem to be doing is ranting about dullness. Don't get me wrong. I LOVE THIS. However, it is the reason why I haven't updated in a while.

As I mentioned before, I said the past couple of days have been fairly busy. My granddad and I have been asked to build a stage for the children's ministry at our church. I initially thought that this would be a fairly simple task that would be done within a relatively short period of time. I could not have been more wrong. Apparently the people that ship wood to the hardware store thought it would be freaking hilarious to send warped wood to be sold. Not realizing this, we bought it. On top of working with non-straight boards, the floor in the church seems to be a bit uneven. It's like every minor detail that could go wrong, will go wrong (if it hasn't already).

Again, I apologize if it seems like I'm complaining about things. I'm not. I'm just stating facts about how my life works.

Did you know that the world, in fact, may never know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop? According to the tootsie pop makers, a large variety of factors come into play here, such as: the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva you produce, licking time, etc. Fun stuff, right? Also, did you know that There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye, hip, arm, leg, ear, toe, jaw, rib, lip, gum).

That's all for now. My mindless ranting seems to be slowing down. I feel like the humor needs to be picked up on these. Hope I haven't lost everyone's attention. Well I know I'll have at least one fan. Love you, Mom.

Seriously.
I'm done now.
Enjoy your lives.

-Matt